-你的头发好香啊 -谢谢 - Your hair smells good. - Thank you.
是不是那个梨汁天然精华的 Is it that pear stuff you got?
-我太喜欢了 -你喜欢? - I like it. - You like that?
-是啊 -真的? - Yeah. - Yeah?
绝对一定以及肯定 I do.
怎么了 What?
-我实在是太累了 -我也是 - I'm so tired. - I'm tired too, shit.
我就知道你也会这么说 I was hoping you were going to say that.
我还在想我们要不要做呢 I was like...I was like, are we doing this?
因为我也不知道我是不是特想那事 Because I don't know if I'm really into it.
天哪... Man...
-我爱你 -我太崇拜你了 - I love you. - You're awesome.
太有意思了 This is so great.
-要不明天吧 -好 把它提上日程 - Tomorrow though, yeah? - Yeah, got it on the calendar.
-好的 -现在好了 - Great. - It's actually better.
我们可以保存实力 充实每一天 We can save the charge. Make it count.
-保存实力 谁都不想浪费 -保存实力 - Save it up. You don't want to waste it. - Save it up.
-亲爱的 晚安 -宝贝 晚安 - Good night, sweetie. - Good night, baby.
-我爱你 -我也爱你 - I love you. - I love you too.
本·科尔曼 你被捕了 Ben Coleman, you're under arrest
因1997年鸡奸罪 For the 1997 sodomization of...
别吵 Shhh!
别吵 别吵 安娜在睡觉呢 Shush, quiet quiet, Anna's in there.
我靠 想起来了 你已经是有老婆的人了 Fuck, that's right! You've got a wife!
-你已经结婚了 -什么风把你吹来了啊 - You're still married. - What the fuck are you doing, man?
我靠 What the fuck!
你他妈怎么跑这儿来了 What the fuck are you doing here, man?
哥们 这是什么 What the fuck is this, dude?
-我的络腮胡啊 你个鸟人 -"络腮胡"? - It's my gravitas, motherfucker. - Your "gravitas"?
-你那儿呢 -这个? - What's that? - This?
-对啊 -我怀孕了 - Yeah! - I'm pregnant, man.
瞧瞧你这熊样 Well, look at that shit.
你怎么跑这儿来了 What are you doing here?
-亲爱的 -怎么了 - Hey, sweetie. - What's going on?
是安德鲁 参加过我们婚礼的安德鲁 Andrew...Andrew from the wedding.
我在婚礼上见过你 I met you at the wedding.
-很高兴见到你 -我也是 - Hi! nice to see you. - Yeah.
你们还好吧 抱歉把你们吵醒了 What's going on? I'm so sorry for waking you up.
我给你们带了只 I got you a...
鸭子 A duck...
-从墨西哥带过来的 -这鸭子太漂亮了 - In Mexico. - That is a gorgeous duck.
谢谢 Thank you very much.
-就是些摆设之类的 -是啊 是啊 - You know, it's one of these. - Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
摆在那儿正好 What a perfect spot.
-你们...你们家太棒了 -谢谢 - You guys, this is amazing. - Thanks.
太不可思议了 No, this is fucking incredible.
有车 有老婆 You got the car, you got the wife...
-还有桌边画册 -是啊 - You got the coffee table books. - Yeah.
见到你真好 Good to see you, man.
-我爱死你了 -我也爱你 - I fucking love you, man. - I love you too.
我实在是太爱你了 我也会爱你的 I love you so much. And I will love you.
我还没有开始爱你 但... I don't love you yet, but just...
-我们熟悉后... -好的 - We'll spend a little time together... - Okay.
我也会像爱他一样爱你的 And I will love you like I love him.
好了 好了 好了 All right, all right, all right, all right.
先安顿下吧 我觉得你肯定还... Let's get you settled in. I'm assuming, you know...
-是啊 是啊 你应该 -先找个地方 - Oh yeah yeah! No, you should. - Wanted a place to...
-如果你们不介意 -当然 当然 - If that's okay with you. - Of course, of course. Yeah yeah.
那太好了 谢谢 Right on, I would love to, yeah.
当然 你可以住我们这儿 Of course you're gonna sleep with us.
我们给你找个房间就行 We'll hook you up.
雄起日
到底怎么回事啊 What the hell was that?
-抱歉 -他真有意思 - I'm sorry. - He is amazing!
是啊 我... Yeah, I...
我只是想说 我也不知道他会来 I just want to say for the record I had no idea he was coming.
他就这么来了 He just does this.
-是啊 不 我的意思是说... -对不起 - Yeah. No, I mean, I... - I'm sorry.
我觉得你应该早些告诉我 你会有朋友 I kind of assumed you would've told me if you had a friend
在凌晨2点来 Who was going to show up at 2:00 in the morning.
非常抱歉 I'm sorry.
天哪 Oh my God!
他这个人就是精力旺盛 先让他安顿下来吧 He's not normally this hyper. He'll settle down.
他可能是太高兴了 跟个孩子似的 He just gets really excited. he's like a puppy.
就像... He's like...
你们没在那儿裸站着吧 Are you guys naked in there?
哥们 给你弄好床铺了 Hey, man, getting your bed ready.
进来 Come on in.
-洗个热水澡真爽 -很爽吧 - I love the hot water shower! - Feels good, right?
-洗洗澡感觉怎么样 -太爽了 - How's it feel to be clean? - Amazing.
好像有生以来头一次这么爽 That shower was like the best thing that ever happened to me.
太好了 很高兴你能这么说 Oh good, I'm glad.
好了 All right.
-这里看起来不错啊 -是啊 - This room is great. - Yeah.
我想去... I want to go...
-爬山 -别担心 - Mountain climbing. - Don't worry about that.
我要... I'm going to...
我觉得我应该先去睡了 I think I'm going to go to bed.
-好的 我一会儿过去 -好的 - All right, I'll be right up. - Okay.
-晚安 -晚安 - Good night. - Good night.
-我爱你 宝贝 -谢谢 - I love you, sweetie. - Thank you so much.
-明早见 -我爱你 - See you in the morning. - Love you.
我现在开始爱你了 I love you now!
-她看起来太有气质了 -非常有气质 - She seems really awesome. - She's awesome.
是啊 人看起来很好 Yeah, she seems great.
是啊 She is.
我只是想说 这太疯狂了... I was just saying, it's crazy...
我今早还在墨西哥 That I started out the day in Mexico city and...
-你今天在墨西哥? -今早 - You were in Mexico city today? - This morning.
-今早? -是啊 - This morning? - Yeah.
你怎么跑这儿来了 What the fuck are you doing here, man?
怎么了 What's going on?
我今早出发的... You know I started out...
我一直住在恰帕斯下面的 I've been living in San Cristobal De Las Casas
-圣克里斯托瓦尔-德拉斯卡萨斯... -哪儿 - Down in Chiapas and... - Whabababa? Where?
是...是墨西哥的一个州 It's a...it's a state in Mexico.
在墨西哥最南边 我... The southernmost state in Mexico, but, um, I...
-我在那儿 -真的? - I've been there. - Really?
没有 No.
但是 你知道 我开了... But, you know, I started out...
我在当地开了一个艺术展 I started an art project with the locals there.
我们还有 And, you know, we've still got,
还有些许资金支持 Well, I've got to get some funding.
就想可以来这儿 I figured I'd come here and meet
跟出资人及画廊师们见见面 With some grant folks and some gallery folks.
但是 你也知道 说实话 But, you know, honestly,
我大部分时间还在想 A big part of it was just...
我在墨西哥飞机场里 想着 I was in the airport in Mexico city going, like,
"该去哪儿呢" "Okay, where, you know,"
"我想去哪儿呢" "Where do I want to go?"
然后...我就想... And, um...and then...
我就想到你 And then I thought about you.
我觉得 也是时候 I felt like it was time, it was, you know,
我们该好好聚聚了 Kinda well past time for us to...
这么久没见了 It's been a while.
-是啊 回想起来... -的确好长时间了 - Yeah, just...get back... - It's definitely been a while.
-回想起来... -是啊 - Get back on a page because... - Yeah.
我是说 哥们 我们的生活差距太大了 I mean, dude, we got different lives,
但是 我尊重你的选择 But, like, I respect the fuck out of you
你就像我的兄弟 And you're like my brother.
我也尊重的你选择 哥们 真的 I respect what you're doing too, man. I mean, I really do.
但我...我不太了解你具体是做什么的 I...I.I don't exactly know what it is that you're doing.
我是时常收到你的明信片 但是那个 I get postcards every now and then with little snippets,
都是关于一些... Like something about...
一些公主啊 帽子啊 拥抱啊之类的 Like some princess and a hat and a smooch.
哥们 那就是那个帽子 Dude, that's the hat...
-我戴着进来的那个 -就是那个帽子? - The hat I showed up in. That's the hat. - That's the hat?
是啊 That's the hat.
在摩洛哥 In Morocco,
一个公主为我买的 Bought for me by a princess.
-是啊 她... -你的生活也太刺激了吧 - Yeah, she... - What a wild life you live, my friend.
是啊 Yeah.
事情其实是这样... Here's the thing is...
你也可以选择过我这样的生活 You always have the option of doing what I'm doing.
但我不太知道该怎么过 And I don't know that I so much have
你现在的生活 The option of doing what you're doing.
其实很简单 就是逛逛商店 Oh, it's easy. Go, you know, you just go to the grocery store,
找个长头发的 也就是女生了 You find someone with long hair that's a girl,
开始吻她... Start kissing her...
然后生米煮成熟饭 顺理成章 One thing leads to another, you know?
然后给她买个戒指 结婚 买栋房子 Then you buy her a ring, you get married, you buy a house and, you know,
不久再把楼上的空间 Soon enough you're converting your upstairs office
装修成个婴儿房 Into...into a potential baby room.
-真的假的? -还没开始 但我们正计划着呢 - Are you fucking serious? - Not yet, but we're on the path.
就像赶走守门员 We've officially removed the goalie
我们自己在那儿踢任意球一样 And now we're just doing free kicks.
-那样肯定感觉很爽 -是啊 - It's more fun that way. - It is more fun that way.
哥们 你太令人羡慕了 Dude, that's amazing.
那就像是你一生中最重要的事 That's kind of like the biggest thing you'll ever do!
是意义非凡 It's kind of big.
那也是任何人要做的最重要的事 It's the biggest thing anybody will ever do.
是啊 很重要 但还开始 只是计划 Yeah. It's big. It hasn't happened yet, but, you know, we're hoping.
我该去睡觉了 因为还要... Look, I should get to bed. I got to...
明天还要上班 I got to go do the job thing tomorrow.
但是 我们可以计划一下... But, yeah, why don't we just plan on...
我的意思是 如果你没有其它安排 I mean, if you don't have plans or anything,
或许明晚我们可以聚聚 You know, maybe tomorrow night we can just catch up proper.
-当然 -好的 - Totally. - All right.
见到你太不可思议了 This is weird seeing you.
但感觉很好 好了 哥们 Good weird. All right, man.
我也犯困了 Voy a tener suenos de ti.
早点休息吧 Oooba dooba dabba doobey.
-宝贝 -亲爱的 - Hi, baby. - Hey, sweetie.
-还好吗 -很好 你呢 - How are you? - I'm good. How are you?
我真是觉得下班真好 Oh, I'm just really excited to get out of here.
是啊 我也是 我接到安德鲁的电话 Yes, me too. So I got a call from Andrew,
安德鲁这个家伙...他... And he...this is classic Andrew...
他在咖啡馆遇到了一个女生 He met someone at a coffee shop
他正在那个女生家玩呢 And now he is hanging out at her house and...
是啊 Yes!
她还有些朋友 都是些艺术家 And she's got roommates and they're artists.
他让我去那儿跟他们见个面 And he wants me to come over there and meet them.
所以我觉得我应该过去看看 So I feel like I should go
-就过去看看 -好啊 好啊 - Just to kind of go. - No, yeah yeah.
我只是希望我们能一块儿吃个晚饭 I was hoping we could all have dinner together.
让我也了解了解他 I just want to get to know him a little bit.
当然 Yeah.
我只是希望我们能一起吃个晚饭... I was hoping we could have dinner...
你想一块儿吃个晚饭? You want to do dinner?
我可以做些猪排 I could make us some pork chops
然后弄几瓶酒 Or something like that and get a couple bottles of wine.
我们可以随便聊聊... And we could just, you know, hang out...
你太好了 You're so sweet.
那个家伙凌晨1点半闯进我们家 I just love that the guy busts into your house at 1:30 in the morning
你居然还给他做你最拿手的猪排 And then you make him your famous pork chops.
你太好了 我太喜欢了 You're awesome. I love it.
-那我就去叫他 -真的吗 - So I will go wrangle him. - Yeah?
我们会尽快赶回来 And we'll be home as soon as we can get there.
好的 我负责准备晚餐 Great great. I'll have dinner ready.
-我爱你 亲爱的 -我也爱你 宝贝 - I love you, sweetie. - I love you too, babe.
-好的 再见 -再见 - Okay. Bye. - Okay. Bye.
-你好 我是... -你是本吗 - Hey.I'm... - Are you Ben?
-是 你好 -我听说了好多关于你的事呢 - Yes, I'm Ben. Hi. - I've heard so much about you.
-谢谢 谢谢 -请进 - Oh! Thank you! Thank you! - Welcome, come on in.
-你叫什么 -安德鲁 他来了 - I didn't get your name. - Andrew, he's here.
-我叫莫妮卡 -莫妮卡 你好 - I'm Monica. - Monica, okay.
-杰西 约翰 本 -大家好 - Jessie, John, Ben. - Hi, guys.
-这个地方太好了 -天哪 - Wow, this place is really cool. - Oh my God...
-哥们 -你好啊 先生 - Hi, buddy! - Hello, sir.
-在干吗呢 -过来 给我点爱 - What is this mess? - Come, give me some love!
-别碰我 别碰我 -过来 过来 - Don't touch me, don't touch me! - Come here, come here.
老兄 Oh, man.
-好像很好吃的样子 -是什么 - Yummy! - What is this thing?
这是我最拿手的意大利面 This is my famous Genoese fettuccine...
意大利式 Genoese.
晕死 安娜还在为我们准备猪排呢 Shit, Anna was going to make her pork chops for us tonight,
她做她最拿手的猪排 来为你接风 Like, she makes these famous pork chops, to kind of welcome you.
-谁是安娜 -我老婆 - Who's Anna? - She's my wife.
-她可以把那个带过来 -好主意 - She should bring them. - That's a great idea!
-她可以带过来 -是吗 - She should bring them. - Yeah?
-打电话让她带过来 -我们这儿举行盛大 - Tell her to bring them. - We have this incredible...
-周五通宵晚宴呢 还有音乐 -好吧 - Standing Friday night feast, music... - Okay.
狂欢节 Dionysian.
她说不准还喜欢我的意大利面呢 And I think she might like to try my fettuccine.
好的 我一会儿打电话问问她 Yeah. Well, I'll call her and see.
-好的 我一会儿问问... -我给你找个开酒器 - Right on. Check in with the... - Let's get you a corkscrew.
-到厨房这儿来 -好的 - Come on into the kitchen. - All right.
怎么样了 How's it going?
莉莉 本 Lily, Ben
-本 -你好 本 我是莉莉 很高兴见到你 - Ben. - Hi, Ben. I'm Lily. Nice to meet you.
我也是 忙什么呢 Nice to meet you too. How's it going?
-你这儿有好多番茄 -在做色拉 - You got some tomatoes there? - Making a salad.
你们这儿有没有擀面杖啊 Do you have a rolling pin?
你住这儿吗 Is this your domicile?
我经常在这儿 因为我女朋友住这儿 I end up here a lot 'cause my girlfriend lives here,
我实际住在大街那头 But I actually live down the street.
-明白了 -是啊 - Got it. - Yeah.
-你女朋友是哪个啊 -我们加点水吧 - And your girlfriend is? - Let's try some water.
那是你女朋友...莫妮卡? That's your girlfriend...Monica?
莫妮卡 Monica.
-太好了 -看样他们挺合得来啊 - Right on. - They're hitting it off, huh?
是啊 我不是想说什么 Yeah. I didn't want to say anything at first
因为我不想事情变得太尴尬 但是... because I didn't want it to be weird, but...
她有时也喜欢跟男生逗乐 She, you know...she likes her boy time.
-我总不能阻止她吧 -是啊 - Who am I to deprive her? - All right, hey.
我觉得没什么 这样挺好的 You know, it's all good, you know, in the hood.
-是啊 他们太合得来了 -是啊 - Yeah, they're hitting it off. - Yeah.
-太酷了 -那么 - It's cool. - So,
你是从事什么的 How do you spend your days?
-我是名交通策划员 -你好 亲爱的 - I'm a transportation planner. - Hey, sweetie.
过来 看看你 Come here, look at you.
-裤子不错啊 -大家好 伙计们 - Nice pants. - Hey, guys.
-你好啊 -好久不见了 - How are you? - Long time no see.
我要先打个电话 I'm going to make a quick phone call,
一会儿回来 And I'll be right back.
我一会儿...一会儿就回来 I'll be...I'll be back.
-宝贝 -亲爱的 进展怎样 - Hey, baby. - Hey, sweetie. How's it going?
很好 你们什么时候到 Good good. What time are you guys going to get here?
我现在在他们屋子里 Um, well, I'm here at the house.
出了点状况 安德鲁他貌似... So there's a little hiccup. Andrew, it seems like...
打算在这儿吃晚餐 He's wrapped up in potential dinner plans here
我不确定是不是就是晚餐 Although I'm not sure it's all about the dinner.
那个女孩也在 There's this girl.
而这个女孩又对另一个女孩感兴趣 There's another girl that she's interested in.
他妈的...我都不知道 It's fucking...I don't even know.
但我确定他肯定打算留在这儿了 But I'm pretty sure he's going to stay,
这简直逊毙了 我知道你... Which totally sucks 'cause I know you were, like,
-已经做了退步 -没关系 - Making an extra effort. - Well, whatever.
我的意思是...那没什么 I mean, that's...that's fine. Okay.
还有一个选择是 当然你也可以过来 The other option is, of course, you could come here.
他们邀请了你 他们都很想见你 They've invited you. They definitely want to meet you.
但这里这儿有点怪 Um, it's a little weird.
这个地方叫做狄俄尼索斯[希腊神话中的酒神] The place is called Dionysus.
而且他们也不是闹着玩的 And they're not kidding.
大家都欢迎你来 You're welcome to come...
"狄俄尼索斯" And "Dionyse" here.
不 我想我还是继续做我的猪排吧 No, I think I'll stay and hang out with my pork chops.
那好 我得去... Okay. All right. I'm going to, um,
和他们打个招呼然后就回家 Put in a little face time and then I'm going to come home.
我们两个人单独来享用你做的猪排 And you and I are going to share pork.
很棒 That's great.
然后我们可以 And then there was, you know, obviously...
继续我们昨晚的计划 Our plan for the evening, which we should do, don't you think?
是的 听起来很不错 Okay, yeah, that sounds nice.
还有... And...
对不起 我正试图分辨 Sorry, I'm just trying to figure out
墙上挂的是个男人还是女人 If this is a girl or a boy on the wall here.
不管怎样 我一小时候回家 Anyway, I'm going to be home in an hour.
好的 Okay okay.
希望不要有什么差错 Hopefully nothing terrible will have happened to me.
好的 你和我会享用一顿完美的晚餐 All right. Well, you and I are going to have a great dinner.
是的 我很期待 Yes, I'm looking forward to it.
至于安德鲁 就让他垂涎去吧 And Andrew can suck it.
-我爱你 -我也爱你 宝贝 - I love you. - I love you too, babe.
-再见 对不起 -好的 再见 - Okay. Bye. I'm sorry. - All right, bye.
操 Fuck.
听着 伙计 我们得说点什么 See, dude, we have to talk about something.
滚开 Fuck off.
-你知道这是什么吗 -滚开 - Do you even know what it is? - Fuck off.
-这是计算你脚步的 -是个计步器 - It counts your steps. - It's a pedometer.
-有什么好笑的 -记你脚步的 - What's so funny? - It counts your steps.
我的意思是 这简直... I mean, that's so, that's so...
身体相互之间接触 Body parts touching and moving in ways
你甚至不能分辨自己与对方的身体 Where you can't necessarily tell what's what or who's whose,
或有多少 Or how many there are.
她们太美了 真的很... They're really gorgeous. They're really really...
-美学上的享受 -说得好 - Just aesthetically beautiful. - Yeah, that's the point.
当中有种精神我真的很喜欢 You know, there's this sort spirituality of that I really like.
两个身体间 Melding the connection,
水乳交融 The two bodies
变成一体 Becoming one indiscernible, emotional--
我在身体上涂满花生酱 然后让我的狗 I'm just covering myself with peanut butter and letting tangent,
"切线"把它们舔干净 My dog, lick if off.
我爱你 I love you.
想干什么就干什么 Whatever floats your boat.
做自己敏感的事情 You do your sensitive spiritual thing.
你们他妈的是在讲什么 What the fuck are you guys talking about?
你知道"驼峰会"吗 Do you know about humpfest? You know,
-业余色情片节? -是的 - The amateur porn festival? - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
不 我不知道你在说什么 No, I have no idea what you're talking about.
好的 门外汉 《陌生人》杂志 Okay, dude, "the stranger,"
举办的业余A片节 The newspaper, has this amateur porn festival
那里每个人都做爱... Where everybody makes and...and...
而且那些片子 I think, you know, the type of people who are making them
都是非常有创意的 Are making very creatively-based
-色情电影 -知道了 - "Porn" films, - Got it. Got it.
另类的 Alternative.
色情电影...所有人都不公开来 Porn films...and everybody screens them.
然后到最后 And then at the end of it, you know,
他们把片烧掉 就是这样 They burn the tapes and that's it.
就像这个艺术活动一样 So it's like this awesome art project.
-酷 -我们正在做这样的一个 - Cool. - We're all doing one.
我正在做这样的 I'm doing one.totally.
真的? 你在做? Really? You're doing one?
-你在做? -操 是的 - You're doing one? - Fuck, yeah!
-你具体是在做什么 -等等 - What are you doing? - Wait a minute.
-你得做什么 -妙不可言 - What are you going to do? - Something amazing.
我要拍一部最有激情... I will make...I will make the raddest,
最不同寻常 最美 Most awesome, most beautiful,
最意味深长和最有诗意的... Most profound, most poetic...
我知道了 I got it, actually.
是什么 What's that?
这肯定会震撼到所有人 All right. This blows people away, okay?
在你的房间里面 It's you in a room.
和一个有金发碧眼的女郎做爱 And you're having sex with a girl with blonde hair
还有大大的假咪咪 With huge fake tits.
肯定会技惊四座... It will fucking blow everybody away...
一个史无前例的色情电影 An unprecedented art porn film.
你从没见我勃起过 You have never seen me boning before.
我没有见你勃起过 才怪 I haven't seen you boning before, no.
-但是这听起来... -这是件伟大的作品 - But this sounds... - It is a work of art.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
你不会去拍色情片 You ain't making a porno.
我是拍一个充满性欲的艺术电影... I'm making an art film. I'm making an erotic...
你要拍一部艺术电影? You're gonna make an art film?
一部色情艺术电影 An erotic art film.
-操你妈 -怎么 我只是... - Fuck you. - What? I just don't see...
伙计 不要诋毁 因为你不能拍 Dude, don't hate. Don't hate 'cause you can't play.
不要因为你不可以去拍就诋毁 Don't hate 'cause you can't play
因为你已经被困住了 Cause you're all fucking locked up
-妻管严 -你他妈的是在说什么 - Ball-and-chain domestic style. - What the fuck are you talking about?
-你不要他妈的怪我 -什么 - Don't fucking hate on me. - What?
这并不意味着我不可以拍黄片 That doesn't mean I can't make porn!
那好 什么样的黄片 Okay, what kind of porn?
我想拍就可以去拍 I can go make porn if I want to.
是吗 你可以拍怎样的黄片 Yeah? What kind of porn would you make?
-我可以拍什么样的黄片? -是的 - What kind of porn would I make? - Yeah.
让我想想 首先 Let's see. Well, first of all
我们怎样才能弄到一台摄影机 How are we going to get a camera?
如果我们这样做的话 得有... We need...if you're going to be in it,
我们得需要一台微距镜头的 We're going to need a macro lens.
还有... And...
我们应该怎么做呢 How are we going to do that?
-那很复杂 稍等 -可怜虫 - That's complicated. Wait a minute. - Poor thing.
快点 快点 Bring it, bring it.
我觉得你们可以 You know, I think you guys maybe...
完全免疫 Sticks and stones.
说真的 我觉得你登谷歌 Seriously, I feel like, you know, you go to Google
搜一下色情电影...应有尽有 You do a search for any kind of porn...it's been done.
如果你想拍A片 你得拍得有特色 If you're going to do this, you have to do something unique.
不然的话谁会看 Otherwise it's like, what the fuck? Who cares?
-是吗 -是的 - Right? - Totally.
我应该操你 I should just fuck you.
不 我们已经做过很多次了 Nah, we do that all the time.
我已经厌烦了 所有人都厌烦看这个 I'm so sick of that. Everybody's sick of watching that, you know?
并不是没有同志A片 It's not like there isn't gay porn.
有很多同志A片呢 It's not like there aren't lots of movies with guys.
但他们不是同志 But they're not gay.
有很多男男的片子 There's a lot of dude-on-dude porn.
但是却没有多少直男间... But there's not a lot of dude-on-dude
-互搞的电影 -你... - Who are...not gay. - Could you even...
是的 Totally.
如果你可以这样做的话 那肯定很美妙 If you could do it, that would be amazing.
我不知道你们是不是可以做到 I don't know if you could actually do it.
就像...我来干... As in...as in like, I'll fucking...
我嗑颗药然后... I'll pop a fucking pill and I'll be...
我的意思是我们就这样干 I mean...okay, this is what we're doing.
你们算是有点头绪了 You guys are onto something.
我们就这样做 This is what we're doing.
-我们做什么 -你和我 - What are we doing? - You and me,
两个直男...做爱 Two straight dudes...Straight balling.
超越同志 Beyond gay.
-比同志间精彩 -超越同志 - Beyond gay. - It's beyond gay.
我知道你觉得这是个玩笑 I know you're like this is all a joke,
但如果你真拍的话 But if you will film
用这种不可思议的方式来表达 Realizing this incredible way to express your love
-对你老挚交的爱 -这很亲切 - For your longtime friend, I... - It's tender.
嫩的是屁股 Tender is the butt.
我会五体投地的给你献上奖杯 I will bow down and give you the trophy.
那将是一件杰作 That would be an incredible piece of art.
那肯定会很美 It would be beautiful. It would be a beautiful beautiful thing.
真的有点不可思议 我的意思是 It's kind of fucking amazing, dude. I mean, you do this,
你闭幕这个电影节 然后抱奖而归 You close out the festival. We come home with the trophy.
伙计 我真...我真他妈的爱死你了 Dude, I fuck...I love you...
这肯定比同志的精彩 It's definitely beyond straight.
但是一百万年后 ...but in a million years,
你醒过来清醒了后 When you wake up and you're a little bit sober,
你肯定不会这样做 You would never do that.
即使你最疯狂的时候也不会这样做 Even in your craziest days you would never do that shit.
那好 我现在就给我们开个房 Okay, I'm going to book a hotel room for us
就现在 Right now.
然后我们再搞些机器 And we're going to fucking get some sweet-ass equipment,
然后我们就拍一部伟大的同志电影 And we're going to shoot a fucking sweet-ass porn film.
-我现在就打电话订 -棒极了 - I'm going to book it right now. - Awesome.
你周日有没有空 What are you doing Sunday night?
周日? 把你操翻 Sunday night? Boning the shit out of you.
我不... I'm...no.
不 你错了 是你被我操 Nope, wrong. Getting the shit boned out of you by me.
-你被操 -我现在就拨411电话 - No, boning the shit out of you. - I'm calling 411 right now.
-我们来抽签决定 -我现在打电话 - We'll fucking draw straws. - I'm calling 411 right now.
-让我听听 -你想听 - Let me hear it. - You want to hear it?
那好 就快通了 All right here it comes.
如果你想反悔的话我可以立马挂掉 I'll hang up if you want me to. I'll let you off the hook.
-你想让我挂掉? -休想反悔 - Do you want me to hang up? - Don't try to get off the hook,
是你想反悔 'Cause you're trying to get off the hook.
请问您所在位置 I'm sorry, what city and state, please?
华盛顿西雅图 Seattle, Washington.
-打算订哪个旅馆 -我想要一下 - Thank you. What listing? - I'd like the phone number
邦宁旅馆的电话 For the Boning motel, please.
-邦妮? 是b-o-n-i吗 -是b-o-n-i-n - Boni? Is that b-o-n-i? - B-o-n-i-n.
稍等 One moment.
你想的话我现在就挂 I'll hang up. I'll hang up right now.
-操 -好的 拿一下照相机 - Fuck! - All right. Get the camera.
拿一下照相机 Get the camera.
我该怎么做 什么角度 what am I supposed to do here? What's the angle?
首先 把自己的裤子脱掉 First you pull down your pants.
这是什么角度 What's the angle on this?
你插入了没? 因为我还没有感觉到 Did you stick it in yet? 'Cause I don't feel anything.
你想让我弄个草图吗 Do you want me to get a diagram out?
你不需要问 You won't have to ask.
早上好 Good morning.
真是美好的惊喜 Pleasant surprise. Hello.
我现在真的不想说话 I really don't want to talk to you right now.
你想和我做爱 You want to have sex with me,
-但你不想和我说话 -我昨晚 - You don't want to talk to me? - I spent a lot of time last night
生了你一晚的气 现在不想和你说话 Being mad at you and I just don't want to talk to you right now.
我感觉不舒服...这算什么... I'm not comfortable with...I'm not...what the fuck is this?
我实在...我们是在干什么 I'm not really...what are we doing here?
算了 Forget it.
对不起 Whoa, I'm sorry.
我只是感觉有点怪 I just think that's a little weird.
昨晚发生了什么事 What happened last night?
我花了很长时间试着不生你的气 I spent so much time really trying not to be mad at you,
试着去理解 但是 Trying to just understand, but, you know,
但你真的让我欲罢不能 You didn't give me much to work with.
所以你能不能给我解释一下 So can you
昨晚到底发生了什么 Please explain to me what happened?
我们能够倒退几秒钟吗 Can we just go back a second, real quick?
你走过来 像骑马一样骑在我身上 You just came in here and mounted me like a horse.
甚至不准我吻你 And you wouldn't even let me kiss you.
你记得我正处在排卵期吗 You remember that I'm ovulating right now?
而且我们昨晚本来有机会 And that we have this tiny little window
可以做爱的 That actually pretty much ended last night?
我只是希望我们可以今天把它弄完 And I was just kind of hoping we might be able to finish it today but...
好的 我很抱歉 好吗 All right. I'm sorry, all right?
我真的很抱歉 你是对的 我搞砸了 I'm sorry. You're right. I screw it up
我搞砸了 好吗 I screwed up, okay?
我只是想知道昨晚发生了什么 I just want to know what happened.
我想你能让我明白 I just need you to make me understand.
安德鲁在那儿 他就像百搭牌一样 Andrew was there. He's just like a wild card
我就是想照顾他一下 And I was trying to just look after him.
然后就开始胡言乱语 And then he was pouring shit.
我有点醉 回来之前让自己清醒一下 I got a little drunk and I just needed to sober up before I came home.
那你3点才清醒? And it took you until 3:00 a.m.
然后才知道回家? To sober up to come home?
我只是...不相信 本 I just...I'm not buying it, Ben.
安德鲁是个大男孩 I mean, you know, Andrew's a big boy.
他估计和各种女人上床 He's been out fucking herding goats
为所欲为 而你还需要照顾他 Or whatever he does, and you have to look after him?
我不理解 I don't get it!
好的 好的 好的 All right, all right, all right.
昨晚事实上还挺有趣的 It was kind of fun.
我的意思是 I mean, look
我不会每周都和他们出去玩 I'm not going to hang out with them every weekend.
这些人不会成为我的死党 These people aren't going to be my best friends.
但是一个晚上 But it was fun
去体验不同的人生也算是有趣的经历 For a night to experience some different people
还有不同的谈话 And some different conversation.
我很享受 好了吧 And I enjoyed it, okay?
我只是觉得 我们就快有小孩 I just feel like, on the eve of us
有一个自己的家 Making a family and having kids,
我们不会再有这样机会去享受那样的生活 We shouldn't be subscribing so much to that lifestyle
与另外的经历绝缘 That we close ourselves off completely from other experiences.
如果可以的话 If anything
我觉得我们得多做点这样的事 I think we should do more of those kinds of things,
你知道我在说什么吗 You know what I'm saying? As parents.
何以所谓的"我们" Where's the "we" in this?
你昨晚把我和猪排晾在一边 You left me with some fucking pork chops last night.
我邀请你了 I invited you. I mean, I invited you.
你说那是一个愚蠢的派对... You invited me in the most half-ass, like...
那是之前... That was before...
"我不知道你是否会喜欢..." "I don't know if you'll like it here."
"很无聊 怪异令人生厌" "It's really boring and weird and uncomfortable,"
"你肯定不会喜欢" 你说我会怎么做 "But you should totally come down." What do you think I'm going to do?
我知道 但这是派对变得有趣之前 I know, but that was before it got kind of fun.
我真的很抱歉 So I'm sorry, all right?
我不知道 我只能说... I don't know, man. I mean, I got to say, just for a second,
我知道这是我的错 我搞砸了 I know it was my fault and I screwed up.
但我是个很好的丈夫 也随叫随到 But I'm a pretty great husband and I'm always on time
只是搞砸了一个晚上而已 And I'm always stuff. And I screwed up, like, one night.
我感觉我... I feel like I deserve just like...
我们能不能 Like I just
我们能不再提这事了吗 Can I just get a pass on this one?
我真不知道应该怎么处理这件事 I just don't even know what to do with that.
-好吧 就当过去了吧 -这不公平 - Yeah, get out of jail free! - And it was not fair.
无所谓了 我得去洗个澡 I mean, that's fine. I'm going to go take a shower.
-我们可以再谈谈 -算了 - We can talk about this. - It's fine.
你没错 就你对 我不该生气 You're right, it's cool. I shouldn't be mad.
对不起 我知道错了 I'm sorry. That was my fault.
我脾气很坏而且很不耐烦 I'm grumpy and I'm tired and
你能回到床上来吗 求你了 Can you come back to bed, please?
-是咖啡吗 -没错 - Oh, coffee? - El cafe.
很好 Good deal.
妈的 Oh fuck.
真他妈不爽 It's fucking right there.
能递给我那个勺子吗 Um, can I get that spoon?
谢谢 Thanks.
这是糖还是盐 Is this salt or sugar?
是盐 你不会想吃的 That's salt. You don't want that.
或者有可能你想吃点 I mean, you might want that.
没错 我不想吃 你这儿有糖吗 No, that's not what I want. Do you have sugar?
在那上边的橱柜里 Yeah, it's up there in that cabinet up there.
你这儿有茴香籽吗 Do you happen to have anise seed?
-有什么 -茴香 - Have what? - Anise?
没有 什么是茴香 No, I don't have anise. What anise?
就是茴香 应该是... Anise. It's like a...
应该是一种香料 It's like a herb.
就跟甘草籽一样 It's like a licorice seed.
如果有的话肯定也在柜子里 Well, it would be up there if it was here.
我没看见 要这要那的真不好意思 I didn't see it. I'm sorry for poking around, but
没关系 No, that's fine, that's fine.
管用吗 Does that work?
把勺子给我 Give me that.
含在嘴里还是直接咽了 Do you just suck on it or do you swallow it?
-把糖放到舌头下面 -舌头下面吗 - It's got to go under your tongue. - Under my tongue?
然后等它溶化 You kind of just let it dissolve.
就这么溶化吗 Dissolve?
如果有茴香子就会更管用了 You're supposed to mix it with anise. It works better.
它是碱性的 It's something about the alkaline.
我在马丘比丘山里的时候学的 I learned this in Machu Picchu.
管事了吗 Is it working?
没有 No.
你今天有什么计划 What are you up to today?
我准备再练习一下 I want to get some exercise.
我准备放弃 And I want to throw up.
-你要放弃了? -我准备放弃了 - You want to throw up? - I want to throw up.
我有点胃疼 今天就不干了 I got this nasty shit in my stomach and I want to throw up.
那样我会好受点 It'll make me feel better.
所以今天不练了 So I'm going to go out and throw up.
这计划听起来不错 Sounds like a well-spent day.
你准备干吗 What are you up to?
我... Um, well...
我本想去看一些片子 You know, I wanted to go and see some art
然后可能再尝试一下 And maybe get laid.
但是休息一下也不错 But throwing up sounds like a good alternative.
来呀 上啊 Yeah yeah yeah!
-空刷 -好 - Nice! - Yeah!
好球 Good shot.
-4比1 -靠 - Four to one. - Fuck, yeah.
-打得不错 -你有4分吗 - That's good. - Do you have four?
我4分 没错 I've got four, yeah.
你丫不行了啊 Get some shit going.
犯规 Fuck, oh!
靠 哥们 看着点狗屎 Shit, man. Dude, watch the dogshit.
-这儿呢 小心点 -刚才你犯规了 - Watch out, here. - So that's a foul.
别装不知道 Just say you know.
-是我还是你 -就是你犯规了 - On me or on you? - That's a foul on you, yeah.
-我怎么了 -我当时站着没动 - What did I do? - Um, I was planted...
因为你刚才踢到我的蛋了 'Cause you did kind of kick me in the balls a little bit.
那是你把我撞到草地上之后 That was after you threw me onto the grass.
我的蛋现在有点反应了 I got a little ringing in my balls right now.
那是你犯规之后的事 所以我进攻 That was after you threw me on the grass. So it's my ball.
6比1 还是我的球 All right, six to one. My ball.
我觉得你进攻次数够多了 Dude, I think you've had the ball enough.
好吧 你来进攻我防守 Daddy wants the ball? Okay, Daddy wants the ball.
-来吧 -我拿到球了 - Go ahead. - Daddy had the ball.
我有很多的球 Daddy had the ball plenty.
好的 没进 Yep, missed that one.
换我 6比1 Now let's do this. Six-one.
裁判 Ref!
7比1 Yeah, seven-one.
-继续 -你为什么不让我碰球 - Let's just keep playing. - Why don't you give me the ball?
-7比1 -为什么我碰不着球 - Seven-one. - Why don't you give me the ball?
放手 Get off.
靠 Fuck!
松手 Get off!
快他妈把球给我 Okay, dude, fucking give me the ball!
-操 -天哪 - Aw, fuck! - oh, Jesus!
松手 操 Get off! Fuck!
妈的 Fuck.
真他妈的疼 That fucking hurt.
我的错 对不起 That's my bad. Sorry about that.
-没事吧 -我没事 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
-真没事? -没事 - You sure? - Yeah.
我真他妈讨厌篮球 I fucking hate basketball.
我快散架了 Well, my body hurts like shit,
不过酒彻底醒了 But my hangover's gone.
管事了 对吧 It works, doesn't it?
现在你该做的就是用狗屎洗洗脸 Now all you need is somebody to rub your face in dogshit
然后再尝尝 And that takes care of it.
-开个玩笑 -没事 - I'm sorry if that was, uh - No no.
我 I'm
我肯定那只是... I'm sure that was just...
昨天晚上落下的病 Post-last night residual weirdness.
太古怪了 Weirdy weird.
没错 Yeah.
我一直想找个人和你谈谈 I was waiting for somebody to talk about that.
我很抱歉 Dude, I'm sorry about that. It's
-没事 -那只是一个镜头而已 - It's fine. - No, it's just a fucking weird scene
-把你拉进来 -听着 - To bring you in on. - You know,
昨晚虽然很荒诞 但是已经过去了 It was a weird night and, you know, it happened, and...
你其实不用道歉的 You know, nothing you need to apologize about.
-只是 -没事的 - It's just - I mean, come on.
我干事实在太鲁莽了 I fucking roll into town and all of a sudden, you know,
你喝高了而且在讨论怎么搞同 You're drunk and talking about fucking dudes
而你妻子在家守着一桌 And your wife is waiting at home with a cold dinner
-给我们做的饭 -我明白 但是 - That she cooked for us. - Yeah, I know, but, I mean,
她对我的决定没有意见 You know, she's she's fine and I made that decision.
不是你生拉硬拽 It's wasn't like you dragged me into it
把我拖下水的 And forced me to stay there.
我本可以回家的 而我选择了留下 I could've come home. And I wanted to stay
我玩得很开心 And I had a good time and, you know,
我不希望你因为这个道歉 I don't want you to apologize for that.
我明白了 I get it and, look, we've known each other
我们认识忒久了 A long fucking time.
就像我昨晚说的 And like I said last night, you know,
我们的生活状态完全不同 We've got really fucking different lives now.
没错 It's true.
拿你的生活 And I get that in the paradigm
举个例子 In which you live,
为了一些奇怪的话道歉 These weird conversations are not things
可能是无足轻重的 That are really appropriate and that, you know,
我没有贬低你的意思 That I don't I don't think any less of you for it.
没别的意思 That you know, that
首先 我们能不能 First of all, let's just, like, take the
先不说这个了 Take this down just a second.
你不像凯鲁亚克想的那样 You're not as Kerouac as you think you are,
尽管你还带着头巾 Even though you've got the headband on.
而我也不像你想的那么老古董 And I'm not as white picket fence as you think I am, okay?
你认为黑白两方肯定 Like, the black and whites in which you're thinking this
-水火不容 -我只是说 - Is a little bit extreme, okay? - Look, I'm saying it
拍电影这个主意太差了 但我明白 It's an awesome idea for an art project, but I understand.
我也知道这主意很差劲 I think it's an awesome idea too.
但我知道这没什么 Yeah, but I understand that it's not something
你可以用你的方法来解决 That you can really do in your station.
这就是问题所在 That's kind of what I have a problem with.
我觉得你想要 I feel like you're trying to...
我不知道怎么形容 I don't know, man. Like, what
我只是 Dude, I'm just
我不是强迫你和我做爱 I'm not going to force you to have sex with me.
结束了 不需要你去... That is over, okay? You don't need to, like
你没强迫我任何事 You're not forcing me. I mean, if anything,
如果某件事我准备要做 比如 I'm calling it out and going, like,
先不提昨天晚上 Look. Fucking look. Last night was last night.
没问题 Yes. Yes.
我们醉了 事情就那么发生了 We were drunk. It fucking happened.
我并没有被你强迫那样做 And I'm not holding you to it,
-这就是我想说的 -我明白 - I guess it is what I'm saying. - I know.
而我想说的是你没必要 But what I'm saying is you don't need
因为那件事宽恕我 To come here and let me off of the hook
而且还对我存有某些幻想 Based on some preconception of who you think I am, okay?
-我没有 -你担心自己就可以了 - It's not - You just worry about yourself
我管好我的事 And I'll worry about myself, okay?
如果我想干什么事 If that is something that I wanted to do,
我就会去做的 Then I would do it. and it's not
不会因为我的婚姻而受到任何限制 I'm not limited because I'm married, you know?
安娜和我有很深的感情 Anna and I have a strong relationship.
你是单身 所以你根本不明白 You don't really understand what a marriage is
什么是婚姻 'Cause you are single.
你觉得你的想法很正确 And I appreciate that you think you have an idea,
但其实不是 But you don't.
我们现在的关系是 We have the type of relationship where
如果我们想做点什么 If we want to do things,
那就大胆的去做 明白吗 We will do them. Does that make sense?
我只是 只想 I'm just. I'm trying
你想替我做决定 You're trying to make my decision for me.
我没想替你做决定 I'm not trying to make your decision for you.
我只是想以朋友的立场 I'm just trying to be your friend and
让你知道什么是好的 Let you know that it's cool.
因为我们的立场不同 That, like, I get it that we're in different spots.
我知道你认为这些一文不值 I know you're saying all this shit
安德鲁你可以 Andrew, you need to
你可以歇会儿了 You need to shut up for a second.
好吧 Okay.
你这样显得自己很小心眼 You're making yourself sound very
而且很傻冒 Close-minded and like a fool.
-好吧 -别再劝我退出了 - All right. - Stop trying to let me off the hook.
因为这些话听起来 Because you know what it sounds like?
听起来像你想要逼我放弃 It sounds like you're trying to put this off on me
而我们不去干的原因是你控制不了情绪 As to why we're not doing it because you can't handle it.
实话实说 Straight up,
-说实话 没问题 -实话实说 - Straight up, straight up. - Straight up.
你会因为拍电影而明天晚上 You would have sex with me on film for this project
-和我做爱吗 -我没有任何障碍 - Tomorrow night? - I could absolutely do this.
你是没障碍还是你愿意去做 You could or you would?
我愿意去做 I would do it.
-你乐意? -当然 - You would? - Yeah.
我也愿意 'Cause I would.
-真的吗 -当然 - Really? - Totally.
但是我不认为我们应该这样 But I don't think we should do this
因为我们没人愿意让步 'Cause neither one of us wants to back down.
这件事不应该让我们互相为难 This shouldn't be about us challenging each other.
如果我们想拍出艺术品的话 This should be about us. if we want to make a piece of art,
我们应该一起努力制作一部电影 We should make a piece of art together.
我觉得这事太他妈诡异了 不过好吧 I think the idea is fucking weird, but I think it's great.
诡异是因为它跨越了伦理界限 It's weird but it's amazing and it pushes boundaries.
这就是一部好电影的标准 And that's what good pieces of art should do.
你是不是至少应该先和你太太谈谈 Do you at least have to talk to your wife?
没错 我会的 Yeah, I do. And I'll have a conversation with her about it.
你觉得她会同意吗 You think she's going to be cool with it?
当然没问题 Absolutely she's going
我打赌她会说 I can't predict what she's going to say,
我会和她讨论讨论这件事 But I'm going to have a discussion with her.
我会说 "我这儿有个很好的" I will say "okay, this is an art project that"
"拍电影的机会" "I am thinking about doing."
如果她不同意我们会商量一下 And we'll discuss it and if she's not cool with it,
然后我就不这么干了 Then, you know, I won't do it.
然而重点是 我认为她会同意 But, the thing is, I think she will be
因为她支持我 婚姻就是人们 Because she understands me and that's people who are there
互相支持互相成长 To support each other and grow and do things.
很好 Great.
我们有这种默契吗 And we have that kind of relationship.
明白吗 Okay?
-你不相信我 -没有 哥们 - You don't believe me. - No, dude
-我觉得你快抓狂了 -没有 没有 没有 - I think you're freaking out about this! - No no no.
-没有 -你没必要非得做这件事 - No, listen - You don't have to do this.
你去和安娜谈谈 然后我们再聊 If you go talk to Anna and you come back to me
然后如果没问题 我们就开始 And you say it's on, it is fucking on.
收回你刚才说的那些 Just erase what you just said
因为我肯定能搞定安娜 'Cause I will handle the situation with Anna, okay?
你是说我们现在开始搞 So you're telling me right now it's on.
-很简单吧 开搞吗 -我没开玩笑 - Straight up, it's on? - I'm not kidding you.
-明晚吗 -对 明晚 - Tomorrow night? - Yeah, tomorrow night.
想放弃还来得及 因为我是认真的 If you're going to back out, do it now, because I'm serious.
好吧 Yeah. Well,
我会去的 I'll be there.
很好 我也会的 Okay. Me too.
欢迎回家 Welcome home.
实在是... Wow, that's,
-实在太好了 -对不起 - This is really nice. - I'm sorry.
昨天晚上确实是我的错 It was my fault. Last night was stupid of me.
-我爱你 对不起 -我也很抱歉 - I'm sorry. I love you. - I'm sorry too.
-谢谢 -不客气 我真的... - Thank you. - You're welcome. I'm really
这实在太好了 This is, this is nice.
我只是想我们没有矛盾 I just want to be us, okay?
-好的 -我爱你 - Yeah. - I love you.
谢谢 我先把包放下 Thanks. I'm going to put my bag down
然后坐下来 Okay. Come sit
让我好好的服侍你 And I will rub your feet and serve you...
干所有的活 ...and do all those things.
有件重要的事 So there's something kind of important
我想和你商量商量 I wanted to talk to you about.
就像屋子里的大象一样 (指事情显而易见) It's kind of an elephant in the room,
或者说是屋子里的鸭子也行 Or if you will, a duck in the room.
我只是想谢谢你 And I just want to say thank you for
能让它坐在我们的壁炉上(指之前安德鲁送的公仔鸭) Allowing that to sit on our mantel.
但是它会离开的对吗 只要他离开 Oh, but it can go away, right? As soon as he leaves
上帝保佑 God bless his soul.
只要他走开它就自由了 Yeah, as soon as he leaves, it can go away.
它只能到地下的储藏室对吗 It can just go down and live in the storage room?
你能够容忍他在这儿胡闹 The fact that you are allowing that to stay up while he's here
正好体现了女性的伟大 Is a testament to how amazing a woman you are.
安德鲁平时就是这样 很古怪 It's just classic Andrew. I mean, it's weird.
-这些太棒了 -谢谢 - This was really good by the way. - Oh, thank you.
-我挺爱干活的 -真的不错 - I'm glad you dug it. - Yeah, I really appreciate it.
不客气 You're welcome.
对了 说到安德鲁 Um, but, yeah, back to the Andrew thing,
他只不过... I mean, he's just...
有些迷惘罢了 He's just lost, you know?
昨晚的事情 Um, and even last night, you know,
我就在派对上看着 I just was watching him at that party
他只是努力想做出成绩 And he's just, like, trying to get something going in his life, you know?
好消息是 The good news is actually
昨晚他遇到了一些人 He met some people there last night,
和他志趣相投 他们.... You know, kind of just his kind of peeps. and they, um,
他们都在忙艺术节的事情 They're all involved in this sort of art festival.
还邀请安德鲁一起参与 And they've invited Andrew to be a part of it...
要在艺术节中加入他的元素 ...and sort of add his own piece to the festival.
那很棒啊 That's great.
对此他十分期待 就像在说 So he's totally psyched. And he's, like,
"哥们 帮帮我" 所以我就说 "Oh, man, I need your help!" so I was like,
-"这个忙我一定帮" -挺好的 - "Sure, of course I'll help." - Oh, that's so cool.
并不是说我就懂艺术 Not that I know art.
那也非常不错了 很棒 No, that'll be great though. That's so great.
是一个亲自表演的艺术节吗 Is it a festival that they put on themselves?
是的 其实是《陌生人》杂志办的 It's this cool thing, actually, that "the stranger" does.
似乎他们每年都会办 It's like this film festival that they put on every year.
之前我没听说过 搞得挺艺术的 I hadn't heard of it. And they make these kind of artsy
-电影是关于... -是"驼峰会"吗 - Films about... - It's not humpfest?
-什么 -不会是"驼峰会"吧 - What's that? - It's not humpfest, is it?
我也不太清楚 Um, I'm not exactly sure.
-可能... -那是...色情电影节? - That might... - The...the porn festival?
《陌生人》每年举办的是色情电影节 "The stranger" does a porn festival every year.
因为从没听说过 我也不知道怎么描述 I didn't know necessarily what it was because I hadn't heard of it
不过他们说这是艺术表演 But their take on it was it's an art festival
将色情改造成为艺术作品 That is about reclaiming pornography back to an art place
并不像我们通常认为的那样恶心 Instead of like a disgusting place that we all know it as...
-这是我对这个项目的了解 -这... - Was my understanding of the project. - Is...
在他的电影里有人做爱吗 Is somebody having sex in his film?
据我所知 有 Yes, as far as I understand.
那你在片中扮演... And what are you doing with the...
我就是去搭把手 只不过是... I just told them I would help, you know? So I'm just going to like...
那种 我估计是打杂的角色 You know, lackey stuff is what I'm assuming, you know?
我不太清楚 I don't know what the...
具体的角色名称是什么 Job roles or titles are or would be,
不过我估计是... But I'm assuming I would, like, um...
也许帮着做顿早饭那种 Maybe I can like make them breakfast or something, you know?
给大家做做饭 因为是低成本电影嘛 Like feed the crew 'cause I know it's like a low-budget kind of thing.
或者替人买咖啡 Or I could bring coffee in or, um,
如果需要复印文件 You know, if they needed like copies or something,
我就跑跑腿去金考快印 I could just run to Kinko's and make some copies,
或者别的什么事情 我也不太清楚 Or, I mean, I don't know. I think I just...
我也不是艺术家 不擅长这个 I'm not an artist and, you know, that's not my thing.
看他超兴奋的 我不过是出点力 And so I just want to lend my support 'cause he's super excited
明晚他们要开拍了 And they're going to do it tomorrow night.
我就想 不如帮帮人家 And I figured, "you know what? I should lend a hand on that."
应该还不错吧 So, you know, I thought that was pretty cool.
不太清楚 I don't know,
我觉得 You know, I thought it was...
我们也没必要 过会儿再聊这个 You know, we don't have to...we can talk about this later.
先好好吃个饭吧 Let's just enjoy our dinner, okay?
我爱你 I love you.
我刚刚碰到橡胶鸡巴了 I just touched some rubber cocks.
-吓你一跳吧 -兄弟 这是干吗的 - Did she scare you? - Dude, who the fuck are those for?
别害怕 又不会咬你 Don't be scared. They don't bite.
不如我们自然一点 How about we go au naturel for a while?
自然? 我有带鸡巴的爱人了 Au naturel? I already have a lover with a cock.
是这样的 This is what
-今晚我想做 -没错 我也不愿意 - I want to do tonight. - It's true. And I don't want...
-没错没错 但是... -因为有新人来了 - Right right, but... - ...one cock to disappear
就甩掉另一个 感觉就像... Because there's a new cock in town. Like, it's just...
事情不应该是这么发展的 That's not the way it's going to happen.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
不如就在今晚试试 Look, let's try, maybe for tonight,
用我的家伙 看看怎么样 Using my machinery. See how it goes
要是你们不满意... And if all parties aren't satisfied...
我们就恢复... Then we can bring...
不应该这样的 That's just not how it goes.
-事情不该这样 亲爱的 -那个... - It's just not how it goes, honey. - You know...
不是这样 抱歉 It's not, I'm sorry.
好吧 算了 All right. No. Yeah.
没事的 No no no, it's cool.
-真不用害怕 -是啊 - You really don't have to be threatened. - Yeah.
不是 没事的 No no, it's...no, it's cool.
没事没事 我就是... It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. I'm just...
是啊 Yeah.
-太失望了 -我也是 - I'm really disappointed. - Yeah, me too.
-真的不必... -不好意思 - It doesn't... - No, I'm sorry.
我比较保守 I'm such a fucking square.
我们以后会再见面的 I'm sure that I will see you some other time,
也许在其他地方 Some other place.
而且 And, um,
再见 Au revoir.
男人 Boys.
操蛋男人 Fucking boys.
抱歉吓你一跳 I didn't mean to startle you.
-抱歉 -谢谢你把盘子洗了 - Shit, I'm sorry. - That's really sweet of you to clean up.
这不算什么 oh, no no, it's nothing.
我先接杯水 I was just going to get a glass of water.
还有几个要洗 I still have a couple yet to wash though.
就放那儿吧 明早我来洗 没事 Just leave them. I'll do them in the morning. it's no big deal.
我来洗吧 I can...I can finish.
你们晚餐吃得好吗 You guys had a nice dinner?
挺好的 本做饭了 Yeah yeah! Ben cooked.
-真的不错 -太甜蜜了 - It was really...it was great. - Oh, that's very sweet.
洗盘子时闻到剩菜的味道很不错 The leftovers on the plates as I was scraping them off smelled very good.
冰箱里还有点儿 你吃过了吗 There's more in the fridge. Have you eaten?
不用不用 No no no.
我还没 那个... I wasn't fishing. I just...you know,
就随便恭维几句的 不好意思 It was a dumb compliment. Sorry.
那么你 Are you, um,
今晚过得怎样 How was your night?
挺...挺奇怪的 It was...it was strange.
也没什么 没什么大事 It was all right. It was all right.
-我得睡觉去了 -是吗 - I should go to bed. - Oh, really?
那么 你... Um, do you, um...
你愿不愿意... Do you wanna...
跟我一起喝一杯 Do you want to have a drink with me?
我觉得一直没机会 I just...I feel like I haven't had a chance
好好地了解你一下 To get to know you at all and I'd...I'd love to.
-当然愿意 -是吗 - Yeah, sure. Totally. - Yeah?
太好了 我去拿点... Okay, cool. I just...I got some, um...
搬来时我们买了苏格兰威士忌 We got some Scotch when we moved in
应该不错 And I guess it's really good.
后来...后来 And...and,
我就表演诗朗诵 Like, I was going to perform spoken-word poetry.
还得写在纸上 I had to write a paper.
听我说 听着 Well, listen. Listen listen.
他居然在一分未付的情况下走开了 So he literally pulled out for a non-paid 0.
最后他退出了 And he backs out.
退出了我们计划已久的旅行 He backs out on the entire trip which we had been planning forever,
我们甚至都起了小名... Which we've got nicknames for...like,
我们称彼此为沙尔和迪恩 We were calling each other Sal and Dean.
那种失望的感觉 虽然... It's like, you know? And I did...
虽然我去旅行了 不过... I did the trip, but, um, uh...
其实我一点收获也没有 I couldn't actually manage to turn anything in.
所以我没有毕业 我不是大学毕业生 So I never graduated. And that is why I'm not a college graduate.
太惨了 That's so sad!
到今天我还在为此埋怨你老公 And I still to this day blame your husband.
当然应该埋怨 As well you should.
什么玩意嘛 What a dick!
是啊 Totally.
-哥们 你人不错 -听你这么说真高兴 - Dude, you're cool. - Oh, I'm so glad you like me!
你比看起来好多了 You are far cooler than you look.
不是...我不是那个意思 No, I didn't...no, I didn't mean that.
-我是想说... -没事 我明白 - I just meant that... - No, I get it.
我的意思是...我想说...我想说... What I meant was...what I meant...what I meant...
我是个窝囊废 Was that I am a dick
操他妈我怎么这么保守 Close-minded motherfucker is what I meant.
-其实不是... -因为... - No, it's... - Because...
我觉得你长得很像贝蒂·克罗克 I'm sure I look like, you know, Betty Crocker
在外面倚着白色栅栏 With my white picket fence outside.
没有没有 不过真的 No no no, but seriously.
那是本说的 我现在... And, you know, that's what Ben was saying and I just...
才真正意识到本说的是对的 Like I'm just now realizing that he was right
就好像 他在说 "哥们别这么说我" Which is...he was like, "dude, don't judge me."
"不能因为我有计步器" "Just because I have pleats and a pedometer."
"和老婆就这么评价我" "And a wife doesn't mean that, like, you know."
计步器很性感 真的 The pedometer is pretty sexy, I've got to say.
你喜欢那破玩意? You like that shit?
我们明天要拿计步器做一件事 We got a plan for the pedometer for tomorrow.
-真的? -我们都计划好了 - Really? - We've got a whole thing, yeah.
你们打算...对了 What's your...oh right!
天啊 我居然没盘问一下你 Oh my God, I can't believe I haven't grilled you about this yet!
告诉我 Tell me!
一五一十地告诉我 我特别想听 Tell me all about this. I cannot wait to hear about it.
他...他已经全跟你说了 So...so he talked to you about that whole thing.
是啊 Yeah.
挺奇怪的 This is weird.
这种事情你得 习惯说出来 Well, I mean, you're going to have to get used to talking about it.
我看也是 真奇怪 不过你人不错 I guess so. I mean, it's weird, but, like, you're awesome.
而且你让这件事没这么怪了 很好 And you're making it less weird, which is great.
其实我就是...我觉得 Well, I just...I guess I just feel like,
长远看 也没什么大不了 对吗 In the long run, what's the big deal, right?
-我是指... -完全同意 - I mean... - Totally.
完全同意 我就是不知道... Totally. I just don't know...
其实真的 I mean, I just have to say, like,
你思想开放得另我吃惊 That's astoundingly open-minded of you
-这是褒义 -天啊 我觉得... - In a really good way. - Jesus, I guess I just...
我刚刚意识到之前你把我 I just didn't really realize what kind of a square
看得有多么保守 You thought I was before.
也不是 其实我的意思是... No, it's just that...you know, I mean,
有这么一种人 There are people who I know who are like
处在所谓的多角恋关系中 In kind of secretly polyamorous relationships,
但是只有那种非常诚实的人 But it's only the people, like, who are really fucking honest
那种本说你们之间就是这样的人 Which is what Ben said that you guys were to each other,
才能处理好这一切 不过... Who actually make it function. But, you know, it's...
也不是真的多角恋 I mean, not that it's polyamorous.
就他妈一晚上 并不是... It's like one fucking night. It's not like...
并不见得一定会... It's not like it has to have...
你说什么呢 What are you talking about?
对你们的关系有影响 ...implications for your whole relationship
-什么都没影响到 -我不知道 - Or anything. - I have no idea what
-不知你在说什么 -在电影里我和本做爱 - You're talking about. - Me and Ben having sex on film is like,
有点疯狂 You know, is kind of crazy.
慢点说 等等 Hang on. Wait wait wait.
那么... So...
明天的电影是... So the movie tomorrow is...
你...和本做爱? Is...is you and Ben having sex?
好吧 Right.
-不是的 不是... -好吧 - Oh, well, no. Not...not... - Yeah.
-等等等等... -本 - Wait wait wait wait. What... - Ben.
-本 本 -别这样 他...等等... - Ben! Ben! - No no no, he...wait wait wait.
-等等...其实不是... -没事的 没事 - Wait, it's not... - No no, it's okay.
-没事 没事 本 -不是这样的 - It's fine. It's fine. Ben! - No no no no, it's not.
怎么啦 怎么了 怎么啦 What happened? What happened, what happened?
发生了什么事 怎么啦 What's going on? What happened?
-我... -你干吗了 - I... - Did you do something?
都他妈闭嘴 你们俩都马上闭嘴 Shut the fuck up, both of you, right now.
-好了 好了 -到底怎么回事 - Okay okay okay. - What the fuck is going on in here?
你说你会告诉她 她说她都知道 You said you were going to tell her and she said she knew
我就聊了几句 似乎她不知情 And then I just talked about it and I guess she didn't know.
你告诉她了? You told her?
"你告诉她了"? "You told her?"
哥们 你说晚饭时会告诉她的 Dude, you said you were going to tell her at dinner.
-我正要说呢 -我们聊着聊着就... - I was going to tell her. - We were talking and I got...
我打算晚饭时跟你说的...操 I planned on telling you at dinner and I got...fuck!
-好吧 -你真的... - Okay. - Are you...
我真的不想看事情这么发展 This is not the way I wanted this to come out.
我晚餐时想跟你坦白的 我正打算告诉你 I wanted to tell you at dinner. I planned on telling you.
只不过...交流进行得不是很顺 It just...the conversation didn't go well.
我能看出来 你被色情二字吓坏了 I could see you were freaking out about the word porn
-还有色情的角度 -吓坏了...我吓坏了 - And the porn angle. - "Freaking out"...I was freaking out.
我还要怎么...我...我... I'll show...I...I...
真不敢相信 我正在自己的厨房里 I cannot even believe I'm standing in my kitchen
跟你聊着... Talking to you about...
-好了 -你和他拍色情片 - Okay. - ...making a porn film with him!
-行了 -明天就? - Okay. - Tomorrow? I mean,
我真想 我... I just, I...
-别... -这他妈算什么 - Just...what the fuck!? - Okay. All right.
好了好了 Okay. Okay okay okay.
我们都冷静一会儿 我们都... Let's just calm down for a second. Let's just...
我...你...能告诉我为什么吗 I just...can you...can you tell me why?
怎么会发生这种事 Why is this even happening?
先...先冷静下来 Just...just calm down.
我们能不能去卧室 Can we go in the bedroom
聊聊这件事 好吗 And have a conversation, please?
我不走 就在这儿说吧 I'm right here. Let's have a conversation.
好的 Okay.
告诉我 你为什么要这么做 I need you to tell me why you're doing this.
我也不清楚为什么 I don't know why I'm doing this.
我觉得这对我很重要 I know it's important to me
而且我也不觉得我们非得摊开了说 And I don't see the reason why we have to get all worked up about it.
我去睡觉了 I'm going to go to bed.
我应该... I should, um...
我得去跟她聊聊 I should go talk to her.
非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
哥们 不是你的错 不是你的错 Dude, it's not your fault. It's not your fault.
一点关系也没有 Not even. Nope.
我是不是应该... I'm...I'm gonna...
我是不是要回避一下 Should I go somewhere else?
就是不知道有用没用 I just don't know if it will help or hurt if I'm here.
-没你的事 没事 -好的 - You're fine. You're fine. - Okay.
-不是你的错 -好吧 - Yeah, you're fine. - All right.
我觉得我得去陪她坐坐 I think I basically just need to sit with her
然后我得... And I need to...
告诉她这件事 她其实人不错... Just talk it out. She's pretty good about, um...
我觉得这件事就是一个骗局 I'm beginning to feel like a total fucking fraud.
我一直希望自己是某种人 I guess that the way I like to think of myself
事实上我这个人本身... And the way I actually am are...
可能和我一直以来希望的那种差太多了 Maybe more different than I'd like them to be, you know?
我17岁的时候有人问我 I think I was 17 when somebody asked me, you know
长大之后想做什么 What do I want to do when I grow up.
我说我想成为艺术家 And I said I wanted to be an artist.
我不认为... And I don't think...
不 其实我知道 我这辈子没能做出 No, actually I know I've never completed
哪怕他妈的一件作品 A single fucking project in my entire life.
我想跟你说件我从没和任何人说过的事 Can I tell you something I've never told anyone before?
说啊 Yeah.
我18岁的时候搬到西雅图 When I first moved to Seattle, when I was 18
那时候我很孤独 I was really lonely.
每天就只是看租来的碟 I would just rent movies all the time.
因为我一个朋友都没有 Because I didn't have any friends.
后来有个男孩... And there was this guy...
是那个碟片店的店员 A video-store clerk there
他推荐我看弗兰克·劳埃德·赖特的纪录片 Who recommended a Frank Lloyd Wright documentary to me.
我平时不常接受别人的推荐 And I normally don't take recommendations
但那次我却说了"好啊" But I was like "sure."
他有种特质让我无法拒绝 Something about him made me just say "sure."
我看了那纪录片 有点平庸 I watched it and it was kind of dry, you know
也可以说有点无聊 And kind of boring.
第二天我把碟片拿回去还 And I brought it back to the store the next day.
他看着我 And he looked at me
我告诉他 我觉得片子很棒 And I told him that I thought it was great.
我不知道自己为什么那样做 I don't know why I did that
因为我不是那种愿意取悦别人的人 Because I'm not really a people pleaser
只是他有些特质让我无法抗拒 But there was something about him.
后来我猛然发现那张碟只是 And then I quickly discovered
十张系列碟里的第一张 That it was the first disc in a 10-disc series.
他又给了我第二张 我回家看了 So he handed me disc two which I went home and watched
愈发地不喜欢 于是我决定回去找他 And liked even less. And I was determined to go back
并且打算告诉他事实 And tell him the truth this time.
可当我到了那儿 And when I got there
我看着他 And I looked at him
我说 I said
"第二张比第一张还要精彩" "Disc two was even better than the first one."
如此循环下去 And it continued on in this cycle.
我可以每天见他 并依次租来整十张碟 I would see him every day and rent discs all the way through disc 10.
等我都看完了 我很沮丧 And when I was done, I was really sad
因为我和他再也不能借那套碟而交流了 That we weren't going to have that to talk about in the store anymore.
我回到家 So I went home
忍不住一直想他 And I couldn't stop thinking about him
那感觉就像 And those, like
想他傻傻的牛仔短裤 Dorky-hemmed jean shorts
想他白白的有点多毛的腿 And his pale, kind of overly hairy legs
想他那双蓝眼睛 And then just the blue eyes just popping out.
之后我就想像自己吻他 And I started imagining kissing him
其实那感觉并不是那么奇怪 And it wasn't actually that weird.
然后我就开始想他的那话儿... And then I started thinking about his balls...
想它的毛有多重 And like how hairy they would be
我当时差点被自己的想法吓死 And I got so freaked out
于是我再也没去过小岛碟片店 And I never went to Island Video ever again.
我觉得你应该知道这个 因为 I just feel like you should know that because, you know
我知道我的动机很纯洁 I know I'm pretty sure my motives are pure
但是我是说 我和他有过美妙的时刻 But I mean I had a moment with that guy
因为我有过感觉 Like I felt something.
你明白吗 You know?
当然 Yeah.
我觉得我从来没经历过那种美妙时刻 I don't think I've ever had one of those moments.
那感觉很怪 It's pretty weird.
但是我还得说其实... But again it's almost like, um...
我周围都是那些思想开放的人 I'm around all these very open-minded people
净是些艺术家和旅行家 These artists and these travelers all the time.
我几乎感到丢人 因为 And I almost get embarrassed, like
我从来没和男人在一起过 That, you know, I haven't been with a guy
或者说我的思想在那方面从来没开放过 Or that my mind is not open in that way.
我和他没在一起 我只是... I wasn't with this guy. I just, you know...
-不 我并不... -我只是想确定... - No, I'm not... - Just making...
-我没说你 -我只是想确定你知道 - I'm not saying that you were. - I'm just making sure you know that.
我只是说对我来讲... No, I'm just saying for me that, um...
是啊 Yeah.
老兄 你不是同性恋 Dude, you're not gay.
我也不认为我是 我只是觉得... I don't think I'm gay. I just thought...
不是 我是说 你绝对不是同性恋 No. I mean, you're pretty solidly not gay.
我想...对 你也一样不是的 I think... yeah. I think the same thing about you too.
我只是...我只是... I just...I just...
我希望我像个同性恋 那样的话... I wish I was more gay. I feel like...
明天会更有趣的 Tomorrow would be more fun.
明天 Oh, tomorrow.
你还好吗 How you doing?
真是漫长的一夜 It was a long night.
是啊 Yeah.
好吧... Okay, um...
我其实不太明白... I don't really understand...
为什么我想做这事 Why I want to do this.
我只知道 I just know
我感觉我是被强迫着去做 That I feel pretty deeply compelled.
我能想到唯一解释这事的方法 And the only way I can think to explain it is like
只能是我拥有不同的侧面 I have, you know, different sides to me
多面的立体个性 你明白吗 Different sides to my personality, you know?
我们碰到的时候 And when we met
其中一个侧面由其和你匹配 One of those sides in particular really connected with you.
这很令人激动 And it was exciting.
对于和你共建生活我感到很兴奋 And I was excited to build a life with you
我想和你结婚 买栋房 生儿育女 And to get married and buy a house and have children.
而这一侧面不断膨胀 And that side swelled
膨胀得越来越大像是食人魔 And grew so big that it became an ogre
它把我的其他侧面都击垮了 And crushed all the other sides to me.
而且... And...
我觉得大体来讲还好吧 I think that's fine in general.
其实你知道吗 Actually, you know what?
也许并不好 因为我现在在这儿 It's probably not fine, because I'm here right now
想要那样做... Wanting to do this and...
那你就该去做 Then you should do it.
真的? Really?
真的 Yeah.
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
你知道... You know...
你说你的个性里有多种侧面 You talk about how you've got all these other sides to your personality
好像我是一张单面的剪纸 As though I'm a cardboard cutout that, you know,
站在厨房里做晚饭似的 Stands in the kitchen and makes dinner.
只是那足够作为我的世界 There's just as much to my world
并不涉及你说的那些 That doesn't involve you as there is to yours.
我也有很多侧面 There are just as many parts of me
但不需要以这种方式去充实 That aren't necessarily fed by this.
好吧 对 很公平 Okay okay, that's fair.
你有什么侧面 Like what?
天啊 God.
那时候我回去看望莫利 When I went back to visit Molly...
差不多是一年半之后 Um, about a year and a half ago...
我们一起去参加聚会 We went to a party
她的朋友拥有那种酷极了的LOFT阁楼 That some of her friends were having in this crazy loft thing.
后来... And, um...
我喝了很多酒 I had a lot to drink...
在浴室里和什么人亲热来的 And I made out with somebody in the bathroom.
感觉很棒 And it was great.
而且... And, um...
我... I...
在那之后我特别高兴地回了家 I was so happy to come home after that.
我忽然明白我为什么回家 I just knew what I was coming home to, you know?
我知道我自己想要什么 And I knew what I wanted.
但你说过感觉很棒 But you said it was great.
是很棒 确实 It was. It was.
确实很棒 It was great.
好吧 Okay.
不错 All right.
好像我身体里有种燃烧的力量 It's like pistons firing in my body are just prepared
想要把你推上一条罪恶之路 To give you one of my classic guilt trips.
而且... And...
我想我不能说都是狗屁 I guess I can't really say shit.
我以为你只是随便说说 I thought you were just saying that
你说你有很多的侧面 我没明白... When you said there were other sides to you. I didn't realize...
听着 Look
我不打算去搞明白 I'm not going to pretend to get
在你和安德鲁的这事儿之后 What this is that you're after
你究竟会是什么人 With this whole thing with Andrew.
我不知道还能不能搞懂 I don't know that I'll ever be able to understand.
我现在并不想怪罪你 I really want to guilt you right now.
闭嘴 安静地听我说 行不行 Shut up and just listen to me for a minute, would you?
-我只是... -操 - I just... - Fuck.
我知道这是两回事 And I know that it's not the same thing
但我只是觉得你应该想明白些 But I feel like you have to see this through
因为我不想和 Because I don't want to live with you
内心有倾向的你一起生活 With that buried in you.
我只是...我需要你把它释放出来 I just...I need you to get this out of you
决定自己究竟是... Or decide that it...
你知道 看究竟那种倾向占了上风 You know, that it's bigger.
不过我觉得你最好现在就搞明白 But I think that it's better that you figure that out now
在我们有孩子之前 Before we have a baby.
谁 是谁 Who's there? Who is it?
你好 搭档 Howdy, partner.
进来 Come on in.
我找了一套蜜月房 去看看吧 I got us a honeymoon suite. Check it out.
没什么比这更棒了 Nothing but the best.
进来吧 把包放下 Come on in. Put your bag down.
这是... It's, uh...
-米色的房间 -是啊 - Very beige. - Yeah.
都是需要的东西 It's got all the basics
万事俱备 Got all the elements.
老兄 我带了摄像机 来看看 Dude, I got the camera here. Check it out.
不错 All right.
和我们料想的不太一样 不过... It's not exactly what we envisioned, but...
但如果换个方式想 Just if you think about it another way
就像直人...只是在家... Like straight...just home...
直人在家拍的电影 这样想就好 It's like straight home movie. Think about it though.
对啊 这就像... Yeah, it's like...
其实就是两个男人 What this is about is about two dudes...
就像5块钱的捷克斯洛伐克色情片 It's like $5 Czechoslovakian porn.
就好像我们不知道怎么拍色情片似的 It's like we don't know how to make porn.
我们用它拍 你明白我意思吧 We make it with this, you know what I'm saying?
-好的 -这是一种设计方式 - Okay. - So that's part of the slant though
就好像... Which is like...
你没给我准备星光效果滤镜吧 I'm guessing you didn't get me a star filter.
我没准备 但是很显然 I didn't get you a star filter, but apparently
这机子里面有更好的效果 There's actually effects inside of here.
好吧 Okay.
或者我们可以后期加上 Or we can put it in movie
-如果用得上的话 -很好 - And just do shit with it too. - Awesome.
我不确定 我在想把它公映 I don't know. I'm thinking about this project
用什么才能把它拍得很好玩 And I'm thinking about what makes this really really interesting,
你明白吗 You know?
绝对是因为一个事实 这两个男人 And it was always the fact that it was two dudes...
都是直人 Two straight dudes boning.
行吗 Okay?
观众怎么会他妈的知道这个 So how the fuck are they going to know
除非我们说出来我们是直人吗 That we're straight unless we tell them?
除非我们...就是... Unless we, like, you know...
弄个证明书什么的 Do like a testimonial kind of thing?
-是啊 -我就是这个意思 - Yeah. - That's what I'm talking about.
我确实认为公平的来讲 I mean, I do think in all fairness that
你知道 You know
他们看到我 就会大概明白我是直人了 If they look at me, they'll kind of know that I'm straight.
我能拍你的...很好 Can I get you... yep.
-这儿吗 酷 -很好 非常好 - Here? Cool. - Perfect. You're perfect.
好了 我们开始拍了 All right, we are recording.
-我是本 我是安德鲁 - I'm Ben. - I'm Andrew.
我们正打算拍一部电影 And we're about to make this movie here...
我们的电影 Our film.
对 占用几分钟 Yeah, in a couple of minutes.
我们得先告诉你们一些我们的事 But we just want to tell you a little about ourselves.
我们是大学时的老同学 We're old friends from college
但我们选择了不同的发展道路 But we've kind of gone down different roads in life.
本成了摩托车先生——他是冒险家 Ben has become Mr. Motorcycle - adventuring man.
我结了婚 有了大房子和漂亮的老婆 I got married and have a really nice house and a wife and stuff.
他两天前来拜访我 Um, he came to visit me two days ago
我们一起参加聚会听说了"驼峰会"的事情 And we were out at a party and we heard about humpfest.
...有点像是个玩笑 And, um, kind of as a joke
我们想...多酷啊 We thought it... like, how cool would it be
两个直男在摄像机前做爱 If two straight guys had sex on camera?
这搞笑的事 And you know the funny thing was
是我们喝醉了之后首先想到的一个主意 We were drunk when we first came up with the idea
后来很奇怪地发展成 And then it evolved into this
有关直男的男子气概一类的事 Weirdly straight-guy macho thing
就好像是"我比你更男人 我会干你的" Where we're like, "no, I'm more man, I'll fuck you."
错了 我会干你 No, I'll fuck you.
不对 我干你 No, I'll fuck you.
我干你 后来这事儿渐渐 I'll fuck you. And then it kind of
发展到有更多意义 Transcended into something more
我们还在试图搞明白究竟是什么意义 And we're still trying to figure out what it is.
但我们现在在这儿... But we're here and, um...
我猜你们看完之后会明白的 I guess you'll see what you see.
我们甚至不知道你们将会看到什么 We don't even know what you're going
因为我们还没做 To see because we haven't done it yet, so.
酷 我喜欢 只要你确定我也是 Cool, I liked it. I'm cool with it if you are.
好吧 Fine.
所以... So...
也许我们会想看回放 但是... At some point we may want to watch it back, but.
我现在很好 Yeah. I'm good for now.
所以...很好 So...sweet!
酷 Cool.
你知道吗 You know what?
这... It's...
我又他妈的开始觉得怪异了 The fucking weirdness is starting again.
是啊 Totally.
我们不能这样坐着只是聊 We need to not sit around and talk about this
我们得干 And we need to just fucking...
我想我们得从基础开始 I think we just need to start basically.
我要数到5 And I'm going to count to five
我们就接吻 然后他妈的开始干 And we're going to kiss and we're just going to fucking do it.
我想如果我们开始的话 就好像... Basically, I think if we just get going, it's like...
好吧 我得...我要去小便 Okay. Let me just... I'm going to piss.
好吧 Okay.
好了 All right.
快点 Hurry up!
-好了 你准备好了吗 -你准备好了 是的 - All right. You ready? - You ready? Yep.
-你准备好了 真的 -我准备好了 5... - You ready? Ready? - I'm ready. Five...
4 3 2 1 Four, three, two, one.
不赖嘛 It wasn't that bad.
-是的 不... -我是说... - Yeah, no, it... - I mean...
很奇怪 我从没和有胡茬的人接过吻 It's weird. I've never kissed stubble before.
-还不错 - 不坏 - Wasn't that bad. - It wasn't terrible.
不坏 一点也不坏 It wasn't terrible. No, it wasn't terrible.
-是啊 很不错 -哥们 不错啊 - Yeah, that was awful. - Dude, that was awful.
好了 这是很难 Okay, this is going to be hard.
是的 那样为我们的事情加大了难度 是吗 Yeah, that puts a little wrench in the works, doesn't it?
我们可能要加上"漂亮女人"原则 We might have to impose the "pretty woman" rule.
-不接吻 -不接吻 - No kissing. - No kissing.
不接吻 好吧 很好 No kissing. Okay, that's fine.
事实上 接吻这个亲密行为加大了难度 Actually, the intimacy of kissing might be what makes it harder.
我们可能只需要做爱就行... We might just need to fucking...
干吧 Fuck it!
干吧 干吧 Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it,
干吧 干吧 干吧 Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
-好了 干吧 -爽啊 - All right. Fuck it. - Cool.
-干吧 -来吧 - Fuck it. - Do it.
-干吧 -来吧... - Fuck it. - Go...
没事 宝贝 来吧 Still got it, baby, right here!
这里裹了6层呢 There's a six-pack under there.
-那里很深呢 -袜子 - Deep deep under there. - Socks.
-袜子 -袜子 - socks! - Socks!
-好了 -袜子 - Right. - Socks!
好了吗 Yeah?
好了 All right.
-来吧 -干吧 - Do it! - Fuck!
来吧 Do it!
好的 好的 All right, all right.
伙计 我们都穿了一样的四角短裤啊 Dude, we've got almost the same boxers on.
我很喜欢 Love it.
好了 Okay.
好的开头 好的开头 Good step. Good step.
我能不能再观察下 好像... Can I just make an observation for a second? Like...
你...我觉得很奇怪 因为你是很有魅力的人 You're...It's weird because you're an attractive person.
我能感受得到 我可以想象得到一个女孩在注视你 I can see that. I could see a girl looking at you
长得很帅 And be like, "got a good-looking guy."
身材也很好 就是... Good build and stuff like that. It just, um...
你是不是觉得我们衣服脱太快了 You think maybe we took our clothes off too fast?
就好像是... Just in terms of kind of like...
-我就是觉得... -是的 我觉得你说的是对的 - I just feel like... - No, I think that's true.
-好吧 -好的 - Okay. - Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
我觉得我们今晚要走强硬路线 I think it's important for us to keep a hard line on each other tonight,
可以说是一种精神诡计 Like it can be a lot of mental trickery
而且我觉得问题是 And I think one of the problems
-我们要做的是我们所喜欢的事...在这里 -在这里 - We're having is we're like... up here. - In there.
只要我们精神到达了这里 就能感受到了 As soon as we get up here, it's like "whew!"
是的 是的 Yeah yeah yeah.
那就是你他妈的不能想到的事 It's one of those things that you just can't fucking think about.
我们需要让我们的身体 被占据 We need to let bodies, like, take over.
伙计 我想我们太娘娘腔了 Dude, I think we kind of pussed out.
我是说 我觉得如果我们要做 I mean, I think that if we're going to do this,
如果我们他妈的想要做 If we're going to fucking do it,
我们就会很爽了 Then we've got to get comfortable.
-是的 心有灵犀 -我们要试试 - Right. We establish a rapport. - We just have to go.
我想你是对的 I think you were right.
我们进入很快 但是我觉得有点... We jumped in quick, but I think part of that's just like...
做爱会做得很不爽 It's going to be fucking uncomfortable
我们必须 我们必须越过这种不爽 And we've got to, like, we've got to get through the discomfort.
你说得对 我们退却了 你是对的 You're right, we backed away. You're right.
所以我们需要勇敢前进 So we need to just fucking plunge forward
然后做下一步 And take the next step.
我能不能提出个很奇怪的建议 Can I suggest something a little weird?
-好的 当然可以 -我想说... - Yeah, absolutely. - I mean...
是的 Yeah.
我们能不能不穿衣服拥抱一下试试 Can we try hugging without shirts for a second?
好的 Yeah.
-好的 -好... - Okay. - Yep...
-好了 -并不可怕 - Okay. - That's not terrible.
不可怕 No.
就好像是 It's almost like
我们有一阵子没见到对方 We saw each other at a swimming pool
然后在游泳池里重逢一样 And hadn't seen each other for a while.
那么 And so,
我想说 我们就像... I mean, we're basically like...
这像穿泳衣一样 你懂吗 These could be swimsuits, you know?
只是在本地的游泳池里 Just sharing a particularly extended hug
来了一次特别长的拥抱 At the local swimming pool.
是的 我们就像 "伙计 很高兴见到你" Yeah. And we're like, "hey, dude, good to see you.
-怎么了 -你好吗 - what's up, man? - How are you?
-很高兴见到你 -是啊 你看起上去错... - Nice to see you. Yeah. - Yeah, you look good...
-太好了 -是的 - That's great. - Yeah.
是的 Yeah.
我们要讨论的是 You know something we have yet to discuss is,
我知道你要说什么 I know what you're going to say.
是的 伙计 我完全没头绪 Yeah, dude, I have no clue.
我他妈的没主意了 I have no fucking idea.
如果什么都没发生 还有其他途径 I mean, the backup option if nothing is happening
比如说我们中的一个在浴室里 Is like one of us is in the bathroom, like,
正好勃起了 Kind of just getting it up
然后有人正好进来了 And then they just kind of run in and, like,
他就继续走过去 然后就开始口交... Go while it's going. Which sucks because it's like...
我们可以试试 我保证如果我进浴室里 We can try that. I'm sure that if I went in the bathroom,
我可以勃起 I could kind of get myself revved up.
但是我不确定我来了之后 But I'm not sure when I actually had to come,
这个表演 You know, perform,
是否能 Whether, you know,
是否能做好那件事 Whether I'd be able to do the job or not.
是啊 Yeah.
当你开始那样想的时候 When you start thinking about that,
就好像我们要做这件事一样 It's just like if we're going to do this
会很不错的 It should be good, you know?
这将会是一项艺术 And it should be like a piece of art.
我想说...我觉得我有点...我不知道 And I mean...so, yeah, I guess I'm being...I don't know.
-会的 -我想说... -我不知道 - It should be... - I mean, I don't even know, like,
艺术是... Art is such a... you know,
-艺术他妈的是"一件事" -是的 - Art is such a fucking, like, "thing." - Yeah.
我只是觉得...如果我们要做 I just think...I think if we're going to do it,
它会是很爽的一次经历 而不是... It has to be like a fucking experience and not just like...
而不是我们去做是为了完成它 Not just like we're doing it to get through it.
我闭上眼睛... Close my eyes and...
-是的 -这就是我们要做的事情 - Yeah. - It's got to be something that we do
-因为 你知道的...做爱 -是的 - Because, you know...fuck! - Yeah.
好像... Like...
好像我们不认为我们能行 但是我们做了爱 Like we didn't think we could do it and we fucking did it.
我不知道怎么才能做好 那是有技巧的 And I don't know how to actually get there and that's the tricky thing.
这就是做爱 You know, it's the difference between this
和她妈的蹦极的区别 伙计... And fucking bungee jumping, dude...
...蹦极的话 你只要走到边上 然后他妈的一跳就行 ...Is that bungee jumping, you just walk to the edge and fucking jump.
然后就不由你自主了 And then the whole thing takes care of you.
所以你不会觉得蹦极有什么难的 And you don't have to have a fucking hard-on to bungee jump.
是的 Yeah.
这很难 This is hard.
-这就是我要说的... -好吧 - So here's where I'm at... - Okay.
...我不想像个娘娘腔一样 ...I don't want to be a pussy.
我不想退缩 行吗 I don't want to chicken out on this, all right?
但是我情不自禁地想... But I can't help thinking...
为什么... What exactly...
两个直男在摄影机前做爱 About two straight dudes having sex on camera
是一项伟大的艺术 Is a great piece of art?
不要过于分析它或其他的事情 And not to overanalyze it or anything,
因为艺术是一种感觉 'Cause art is a feeling thing
而不是一种臆想 And it's not a thinking thing,
我开始考虑它了 But, like, I'm just starting to kind of look at it
我觉得... And I'm like...
你知道我在说什么吗 You know what I'm saying?
我们都要注意 And we should be really careful here
因为我们都不想让对方放弃 Because we don't want to let each other off the hook.
不会的 但是这样又有什么乐趣呢 No, but what's interesting about it is
我觉得... I think...
你知道 又一次 You know, and again,
我不是...我不是说 I'm not...I'm not saying
我们都逃离这件事 我们都放弃这个主意 Let's run away from it. Let's shitcan the idea.
对 Yeah.
但是... But...but...
我们挑这件事来挑战... The fact that we picked this as this hurdle...
太率性了 这好像是... Was almost arbitrary. It was almost like it kind of came up...
我们都喝醉了才想出来的 然后我们就开始做了 In this drunken moment and we went with it.
我们可以做任何事情 It could've been anything.
说实话 他妈的我们干别的什么都行 It seriously could have been fucking anything.
他妈的 我们可以去做任何事情 It could've been fucking anything.
-可以去蹦极 -是的 - It could've been bungee jumping. - Yeah! Right.
还可以做比这件事更伟大的事情 但是... It would have to be a little more momentous than that, but...
比如说徒步旅行穿越不丹之类的事情 Like hiking across Bhutan or something like that.
这很奇怪 当你说"徒步旅行穿越不丹" It's weird. And when you say
之类的事情的时候 Something like "hiking across Bhutan,"
我都不知道那是什么 但是我知道 I don't even know what that is, but I know that
做那件事情... In the experience of doing that...
比起努力试着在酒店房间里操屁眼 We would probably enrich our lives actually a lot more
这更能 Than just trying
丰富我们的人生... To fucking tag ass in a hotel room...
...而且我们还是勉强来做的 你知道我说什么吧 ...and force it. You know what I'm saying?
我们可以做些运动 我们可以好好聊聊天 We would get exercise. We would have good conversations.
我们可以互相了解 我们可以见见奇怪的人 We'd get to know each other. We'd meet weird people.
我们可以吃东西 We'd eat new foods,
-找个不一样的环境 -伙计 我们他妈的... - Be in a different surrounding. - Dude, we're fucking...
我们又退缩了 我们在退缩吗 We're pussing out. Are we pussing out?
我们做这个是因为... We're doing this because...
这比任何事都恐怖 It scares us more than anything else.
我非常想去不丹 I'd be pretty amped to go to Bhutan
却不是害怕去不丹 And not particularly scared.
说得非常好 That is a really good point.
在这世界上 没什么事... There is nothing in this world...
比我们现在想做的 That I want to do less
更让我不想去做 Than what we're talking about doing.
我是说 太棒了 太棒了 I mean, that's something. That's something.
所以我想 问题是 So I guess the question is
是... Is...
这就是我们要干的理由吗 Is that a reason to go through with it?
我想到了一些事 Something just hit me.
我觉得... I think...
我们可能当了次傻瓜 We might be morons.
他妈的整个主意... That this whole fucking idea...
就是被这星球上的白痴发明的 Is built from the planet moron,
-就像是... -但是是最好的创意 - Like... - But with the best of intentions.
伟大的创意 伙计 伟大的创意 Great intentions, dude. Great intentions,
但是...很明显... But, like, clearly...
很明显 还有别的地方去释放这种才能 Clearly, there are other places to put this kind of energy.
问题就在这里 对于我来说 I mean, here's the thing. For me, it's, um,
我只想他妈的结束这件事 You know, I just want to fucking finish something.
是的 Yes.
这就是我的想法 你知道的 And this was the thing that I was, like, you know,
我终于要做了 I'm finally going to do it.
好像是 我终于他妈的要做成一件事情了 Like, I'm finally going to fucking see something through
-然后结束它... -你选错了事情 - And finish it and... - You chose the wrong thing.
我应该选些更了不起的事情做 And I could've chosen something much more awesome.
伙计 我想说... Dude, I mean... um...
兄弟 Man.
我能说点什么吗 Can I just say something here?
如果你不同意 那也没事 And if you don't agree, that's fine,
我想把这件事情扔下 然后去试试水温了 But I just want to throw it out there and test the waters.
我觉得我们应该穿上衣服 I think we should put on our clothes.
你想... You want to...
你想叫客房服务吗 You want to get some room service?
是的 我想叫客房服务 Yeah. Hey there, I'd like to order room service, please?
两个牛排包 有奶昔吗 Um, two steak sandwiches. Do you have milkshakes?
我要一个草莓奶昔 I would like one strawberry milkshake
-还有... -草莓巧克力奶昔 - And... - Chocolate-strawberry mix.
一个草莓巧克力奶昔 And a chocolate-strawberry mix.
终于明白了 Still got it.
是啊 Yeah.
伙计... Man...
我想我和安娜有麻烦了 I think I'm in deep shit with Anna.
-我真的惹麻烦了 伙计 -为什么 - I think I'm in really deep, man. - Why?
我他妈的自掘坟墓了 I fucking dug my own grave, man.
天啊 怎么蒙混过关呢 Jesus, what I just put her through.
郁闷的事 我感觉真糟 Poor thing. I feel so terrible.
是啊 Yeah.
如果她能忍受我 我真是太走运了 I am so lucky that she puts up with me.
她爱你 She loves you.
是的 我讨厌这么说 伙计 Yeah. I hate to say it, dude,
我想我要去他妈的... But I think I need to go fucking...
我要去准备一下了 I might need to go start my reparations
立刻 Immediately.
就像我要牛排包和奶昔那么急 As much as I want a steak sandwich and a milkshake,
我想我真的要走了... I think I actually might have to go...
我要去见见她了 Um, I might have to go see her.
-应该的 -你知道我说什么吗 - Totally. - You know what I'm saying?
完全明白 Fuck yeah.
但是伙计 把那事搁下吧 But, dude, fucking leave it up here
吃点东西 And munch my shit
把我的奶昔喝掉 And drink my milkshake
然后在房里想干什么就干什么吧 And charge whatever the fuck you want to the room
把那事情忘了 And put 'em up.
放弃吧 伙计 Give it up, man.
我爱你 伙计 I love you, bud.
我也爱你 伙计 I love you too, man.
好了 明天见 行吗 All right, I'll see you tomorrow, okay?
我来接你 我们去做些傻事 Pick you up, we'll go do something stupid.
不做这个傻事 做些有点傻 Not this stupid. Something stupid,
有点乐趣的事 行吗 Something fun, all right?
-并不可怕 -不可怕 - That's not terrible. - No.
就好像是 It's almost like
我们有一阵子没见到对方 We saw each other at a swimming pool
然后在游泳池里重逢一样 And hadn't seen each other for a while, you know?
那么 And so,
我想说 我们就像... I mean, we're basically like...
这像穿泳衣一样 你懂吗 These could be swimsuits, you know?
先生 对不起 华盛顿西雅图 Sir, I'm sorry. Seattle, Washington,
找邦尼旅店 拼写是b-o-n-i 我没有清单 For the Boni motel, spelled b-o-n-i, I have no listing.